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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:13
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
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Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Still no good
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Next, they tried...
share office space ...
No go.
Are MAGA the "useful idiots" for the radical-right billionaires like Charles Koch and Elon Musk?
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.